User:Cloverfield monster

About me
Hello Humans! I am The Cloverfield Monster. You probably know me from the movie Cloverfield. I promise I won't eat you---only If you treat me with respect. Allow me to tell you about myself. I like to eat fish. I am 1000 years old. And get this. People say that 1000 years is equal to a 1 year old. That means in Earth years, I'd still be a baby. Now I want to say I am sorry for destroying New York on May 23rd. It's just I have extreme anger issues. Speaking of anger, DO NOT get me angry. Normally, I'm a pretty relaxed guy most of the time and it takes a lot to get me angry. But watch out. When I do get mad, I destroy people's cities. Anyways, there are these parasite creatures that live on my skin and they itch so BAD!!! I'm thinking of writing an autobiography about myself. If you want to see photos of me, look at the top of my profile

Things I hate
The military shooting and bombing at me(even though it doesn't hurt it aggravates me)

Green Statues standing on a pedestal while holding a torch(especially a certain one called the Statue of liberty

The Kool-aid man

Godzilla making out with my mom

Fawful

Amazing feats I accomplished in my life
Survived carpet bombing

Ripped off the head of the statue of liberty

Destroyed the entire city of New York

Helped Godzilla beat the crap out of Gamera

Killed Hitler in World War 2

Things I love
Megan Fox

Pizza(and pretty much food in general).

My Cloverfield Movies

Parties that last all night long.

My mother ==Top 10 favorite movie monsters==

Things I plan to do in the future
Write an autobiography about me

Convince J.J. Abrams to make a Cloverfield 2

Kill Osama Bin Laden

Top 10 favorite monsters

 * 1) 1 is...Me.
 * 2) 2 is...Godzilla
 * 3) 3 is...Mothra
 * 4) 4 is...Destoroyah
 * 5) 5 is...the 50 foot woman
 * 6) 6 is...King Ghidorah
 * 7) 7 is...King Kong
 * 8) 8 is...Gamera
 * 9) 9 is...Zilla
 * 10) 10 is...Kiryu

Clover's fight stats
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